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Hipster Grifter's Next Career Move: Porn?

bucky_to_ja.png ja_to_bucky.pngIf a series of tweets between Animal’s Bucky Turco and Burning Angel’s Joanna Angel are any indication, the Hipster Grifter is allegedly looking to make a little career move after serving her nine-month sentence in a Utah jail and do some porn, er, pose nude.
Now, she’s been published nude before after some photos were leaked on a blog during Hipster Grifter-Gate earlier this year, but this is different. This would be THG posing for Burning Angel, a site that is self-described as, “Alt, Emo, Tattoo, Goth, and Punk Rock hardcore porn at it’s best with video, pics and blogs.”
For Kari, this is a fantastic development. THG the brand is only getting edgier, and if she keeps sending these letters from a Utah jail that Animal’s been publishing, her tattooed star will only shine brighter. And as Bucky tells us, “It can’t hurt her resume and she is going to need a job when she gets out.”
The correspondence:

Bucky Turco: @JoannaAngel Hey Joanna. The Hipster Grifter once again asked about a photo shoot when she gets out. Do you have an answer for her?
Joanna Angel: @buckyturco yes i would love to have her on the website.
Bucky Turco: @JoannaAngel Cool. I’m gonna print out your tweet and mail it to her. Thanks!

Fly, little USPS delivery man, and send along the printed tweet of news! The media world awaits the impending stream of hotdogs and hallways.
UPDATE!!!1!!: Bucky noticed I missed a rather important tweet in this whole shi-bang, from one Joanna Angel: “@buckyturco tell her I would love to fuck her on camera… I think we’d have a lot of fun =)”. Joanna Angel. Wants to fuck. The Hipster Grifter. On camera. Good night, and good luck.
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Permalink »         1 Comment »     by Brian Ries   Wednesday, October 14th, 2009, 12:32 pm

A Letter To Kari

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Bryan sent Kari a letter in jail. You can too. And to construct your own Hipster Grifter paper foldable, go here.

Permalink »         1 Comment »     by freewilliamsburg   Friday, October 2nd, 2009, 9:33 am

Write to the Hipster Grifter in Jail!

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Our beloved Hipster Grifter wants letters! She wrote a real letter to Bucky at Animal!

Kari Ferrell’s hand-written correspondence reveals what prison life is like for America’s favorite tattooed tiny Asian criminal. She tells us about her sentencing, her cellmates, the media’s portrayal of her and wonders how much she could get for her dirty jail underwear on eBay.

You can probably send her postcards to the following address (via Gawker):

K. Ferrell
Inmate SO#: 295558
Salt Lake Correctional Facility
3415 South 900 West
Salt Lake City, UT 84119

That’d be nice of you. It’s getting a tad cold out there to be just a lonely hot dog in a hallway.

Permalink »         5 Comments »     by Brian Ries   Thursday, October 1st, 2009, 1:35 pm

Coming Soon To A TV Near You: The Hipster Grifter Law & Order Episode


Oh how we’ve missed her. From Gawker:

The show is said to be seeking Asian females, 25-29, to play a character who mirrors Ferrell’s penchant for using sex and faked medical conditions to elicit sympathy and cash from gullible guys. [Note: we took out the specifics from the description because our tipster is afraid that revealing details might cost them their job] ….
there’s “no word yet on whether or not she will be giving Jack McCoy a hand job with her mouth.”

image: The Hipster Grifter paper foldable

Permalink »         1 Comment »     by freewilliamsburg   Thursday, August 13th, 2009, 11:01 am

Sam Temple's Band

sam-temple.jpgHe helped the cops apprehend the Hipster Grifter. Here’s his band, Hermit Thrushes. Since Sam is clearly a hero for ridding our streets of the menace that is Kari Ferrell, the least we can do is give them a listen.

Permalink »         17 Comments »     by freewilliamsburg   Wednesday, May 6th, 2009, 12:09 pm

The Hipster Grifter Lied!

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Surprise, surprise. She lied again. She didn’t really turn herself into the cops. City Paper has the true story of how she was captured. [via]
A must-see video of Kari on Philly’s local news after the jump…

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Permalink »         No Comments »     by freewilliamsburg   Tuesday, May 5th, 2009, 11:28 pm

She Lives!

Of course we were hoping to hear her use her catchphrase, “I want to give you a hand job with my mouth.” No such luck. She’s does offer up a tired “seacrest out,” right after accusing Vice of not paying her. Oh, and nice Disney tits Marilyn art. AnimalNewYork has some new pictures too.

Permalink »         6 Comments »     by freewilliamsburg   Friday, May 1st, 2009, 10:53 am

'Super Cool' Rockers, Dancers, Hip Nerds & Graffiti Types Needed

Some hep cat looking for wacky trendsetters in Williamsburg, just sent us this. From the mailbag:

WILLIAMSBURG TYPES NEEDED Do you Rock Your Own Style?
WE ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR THESE TYPES/LOOKS:
DJ’s
Hipsters
Musicians
LES Types
Williamsburg Types
Artists
Rockers
Dancers
Performers
Street Artist
Graffiti Types
Hip/Nerd Look
And all other super cool folks!
Impossible Casting (impossiblecasting.com) is seeking the coolest New Yorkers for upcoming paid advertising campaigns. E-mail us some pictures at submit (AT) impossiblecasting.com. About US: Impossible Casting is NY’s premier casting companies. We cast models, actors and real people for TV, Film, commercials and Print. We also find a lot of our best people right off the street.

They forgot about grifters, bearded neo-hippies, and this dude, who is definitely rocking his own style:
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Who are the latest locals rocking their own style? We haven’t seen the above or the Goth Pilgrim in a while. Let us know in comments, and please… SEND US PIX!

Permalink »         No Comments »     by freewilliamsburg   Monday, April 27th, 2009, 3:24 pm

Korean Abdul-Jamar [sic] in GRIFT

Coming soon to a theater near you…
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But one thing. It’s Korean Abdul-JABBAR man. Get your hipster grifter shit straight. And can this be the last we ever mention her? Now that the meme has reached street art status I think we can pack it all up in our fanny packs and call it a day. Spotted in W’burg by Delete Yourself.

Permalink »         No Comments »     by Brian Ries   Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 12:47 pm

Hipster Grifter Bingo

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Permalink »         3 Comments »     by freewilliamsburg   Monday, April 20th, 2009, 1:08 pm

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