EV Grieve spotted this tired joke at the Citibike location on East 2nd street and Avenue B. I’m glad to see Citibike is really putting an effort into their hipster humor. I’d imagine some of their planned Williamsburg cliché taglines include:

“Williamsburg is only 12 minutes away. I’ll race you to the PLAID SHIRT store.”

“Williamsburg is only 12 minutes away. Citibike is cheaper than buying a FIXIE.”

“Williamsburg is only 12 minutes away. You still might get hot with all those BEANIES on your head.”

“Williamsbug is only 12 minutes away. Or you could just stay home and shop on ETSY.”

“Williamsburg is only 12 minutes away. Just enough time to build up an appetite for ARTISANAL CHEESES.”

“Williamsburg is only 12 minutes away. Don’t try to ride after drinking too much PBR.”

“Williamsburg is only 12 minutes away. 5 minutes by limo you little TRUST FUND bitch.”

- @joshmorrissey

Whether you’ve snoozed on getting something special for the dudes at Gimme Coffee who have been helping you mainline iced coffee all year or you just don’t want to show up to that memorial service for Dear Leader empty-handed (AWKWARD!), this year’s installment of Nicky Digital‘s Hipster Holiday Gift Guide has something for everyone on your list (or your Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr feed)!

Check out this year’s hand-selected swag, from panties-by-post to temp tats, over on Nicky Digital!

EXTRA CREDIT: peep the accompanying Mustache Holiday Gift Guide for that friend with the follicular flourish.