Ted Kennedy & Them Dang Homosexualizers Destroyed Sanford's Marriage
Jenny Sanford (right) and SC GOP chair Karen Floyd
This is hands down the most idiotic thing you will read all year. I swear to God I thought this was the Onion. UPDATE: we’re gullible today, thank god this is a parody and it is still pretty damn funny.
‚”Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay,” [Jenny] Sanford said, ‚”but he may as well be. The moral decay in this country has claimed another victim and this time it was my family. Our marriage was perfect until these laws started passing around the country. Clearly the slow dissolution of the sanctity of marriage in America seeped into Mark’s psyche until he no longer felt compelled to abide by our vows.”
Social conservatives were quick to show their support for the first lady’s statement.
‚”It’s finally happened,” said Rush Limbaugh, conservative radio personality. ‚”America, I’ve been warning you for years that gay marriage would destroy the American family and look… there they are, a husband, wife, and four children — destroyed. When is this going to stop America? When will the liberals be satisfied? When all the marriages break up? This wasn’t Mark Sanford’s fault, this was Ted Kennedy’s fault. Sanford didn’t cheapen the value of marriage, he was victimized by the cheapening of marriage.”
fucking GAYS look what youve done to america!!!!!
Erik, I hope you are fucking kidding, you retard.
If you look at the source it appears to be a South Carolina specific news parody site.
Yah, you and 90% of the people who read it were fooled. It’s scary how believable it was, but then again I’m sure my mind has a tendency to jump at the throat of such potentially delicious-to-hate items like this.
This story was almost too good to verify. I think the fact of how easily everyone accepted it as true speaks volumes of how little faith we have in people’s intelligence these days. I say this as a former SC resident
Republican’s are the biggest hit on the “sanctity” of marriage. So much for separation of church and state.