The Elusive Hipster Break-Up Text

We can judge the sender of this message all we want, but I will admit… I have had thoughts like this before. I dated a guy once who admittedly said that he had never read a book– so let’s take that into consideration in the comments as we bash the ‘hipster scumbag’ responsible for this kind of insensitivity.
But still, a text message!? Ouch.
[Thanks to @VoiceStreet]






Priceless, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen worse. Not as amazingly “hipster” as this though.
This is more child than hipster. If this is all the drama the breakup merited, who gives a shit? Show me the self-mutilations which resulted, then I’ll think somebody’s insensitive. Otherwise, I’m sure this text provoked a wide yawn.
I once had to break up with a Juggalette this way. Broke my heart.
who gives a shit? why does anyone care enough about this to post it on the internet?
This text seems completely honest and reasonable to me.