The Week In Free Shit (The Handjobs Edition)
Picture via idiotjenn
Heyyyy cheapskates. Want some freebies!? This week we found two ceramic kilns, some yummy Vegan cookies, and, while it’s not free, a street lady offered up a $2 “party”. This is a big improvement over last week’s Swede-fest 2009.
Two Ceramic Kilns for FREE (Greenpoint)
Ideal mate: you make a lot of pizza or a heck of a lot of pottery.
I remember you being $2 and I need your services once again. – m4w – 26 (greenpoint)
When someone asks if you want to party for $2, they’re talking about handjobs, aren’t they. What other kind of $2 parties are there? I mean, to get a freaking clown these days it costs upwards of $50 at least. And that’s probably a really shitty clown.
Oh! And this one’s in the Bronx, but who can argue with 200 hats?
Just take a quick subway up there to really work on your alt-fashion attire. And this isn’t just hats we’re talking about here either. Oohhhh no. There are visors too. Look what they wrote in their ad: “I have about 200 hats / sun visors.” That’s hats slash sun visors. It really doesn’t get much better than that, and for the price of nothing!?
Yummy vegan chocolate chip cookies and beer (Williamsburg)
And lastly, local musician Scott Alexander is playing at The Trash Bar (256 Grand St. at Roebling) Saturday night at 8, and to get you to come, he’s giving out free cookies! And seriously, they sound really, really good right now. This may or may not be an uber-pixelated version of Scott and his cookies:
So, happy hunting folks, and if anyone gets those visors, please, send me one. I’ll give you $2 for it.
