Think You're Internet Classy?

Do you wake up in the morning, sign into your decade-old America Online account and think something like, “Hot damn. I am the shit, online.”? Do your friends just “not get twitter,” but you RT them regardless b/c it makes you/them look important? Are you following Soup on Tumblr? Well, great! Then you might just be a Webutante. And now, thanks to our friends (and who Media Bistro calls “new Media power couple”) Jessica Amason & Richard Blakeley, you’ve got your own prom. It’s the Webuntante Ball, a “cocktail-formal event for both male and female ‘WEButantes’ held at the swanky rooftop of a luxury hotel.” Welcome, bitches. You’ve made it. And you’ve got mail.
To celebrate Internet Week, Jessica Amason and Richard Blakeley, bring you the WEBUTANTE BALL. A cocktail-formal event for both male and female “WEButantes” held at the swanky rooftop of a luxury hotel.
The event features a fashionable no sneakers or hats dress code, free vodka cocktails from 6-7 and a ceremonial crowning of a Webutante King and Queen! Come have your webutante portrait taken and shmooze with the best of web-society.
Eat your heart out Chuck Bass: we may not have private planes, but we’ve got Twitter and we’ve got style
Here’s the Facebook event, and to nominate a king and queen email the organizers your nominations.






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