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I never read the New York Press, so help me out here, because
the other day I did and it seemed very Pro-Bush. Then I
read the movie reviews, and the writer said that Steven
Spielberg was the greatest director in the world. What?
Are they so desperate to differentiate themselves from The
Voice that they're going mainstream? Or have they always
been this way? I picked it up because lately the paper looks
great, you know, the ads are off the front page, the design
is slicker, etc. But not again. It's like an alternative
New York Post.
And the Post, by the way, which was rated New York's worst
newspaper by Freewilliamsburg readers, is just shit sandwiched
between pieces of paper. It's so biased it's almost funny.
The Post is the newspaper version of Fox News, both of which
are owned by Rupert Murdoch, perhaps the most evil man on
the planet (next to Dick Cheney). He also owns The Times
of London, Twentieth Century Fox, 35 American TV stations,
175 newspapers and satellites that deliver programs to five
continents. That's fucking scary, isn't it? It's also a
complete hypocrisy: Imagine if George Soros or some other
rich progressive had such a media empire. The conservatives
would be going apeshit.
So you know, of course, how these outlets are going to
cover the republican convention. And I doubt CNN or MSNBC
will be much better. No mention anywhere of the dissent,
the protesters, the traffic nightmare, the scripted, moderate
speeches to mask their extreme agenda. It's going to be
a total whitewash. Sure, there will be some decent stuff
in the Voice, and probably a handful of okay pieces in The
New York Times, The LA Times and The Washington Post. But
not much. Protesters are never given a fair shake, which
is bizarre, because the entire history of our country (if
not the world) is based on protest. People standing up for
what they believe in, voicing their opinion, enacting change
through sheer numbers filling the streets and refusing to
follow orders - it's pretty powerful stuff.
So when the republicans get here in a few weeks, I strongly
urge you not to run for the hills or the Hamptons, but to
stand your ground and show them what you think of them.
You don't have to spend every second sandwiched between
police barricades screaming and waving banners, but you
can participate in organized demonstrations, attend pro-Kerry
benefits, or simply take matters into your own hands. If
you're in midtown and see large groups of wide-eyed, slightly-fearful
out-of-towners in suits, khakis or golf-attire, welcome
them to our city. Give them an old-school New York welcome
and shake their hands while pocketing their wallets; send
them to the Bronx when they ask how to get to Madame Tussaud's;
go all crazy homeless person on them and start babbling
in their faces and rubbing up against them inappropriately;
or tell them about this great bridge you have to sell them.
And when you finish with them, take some time out and celebrate.
There are some amazing events going on during the convention,
one of which I urge you to attend. On Wednesday, September
1st, there is a massive, free party for the protesters at
Siberia (356 West 40th St. at Ninth Ave.). It starts at
7 p.m. and goes until 4 in the morning. The party is being
organized by Lick Bush Ltd., with help from Music For America,
Counterconvention.org, Bands against Bush and, I believe,
Billionaires for Bush. On hand will be special guest speakers,
voter and protest info and lots of surprises. The band lineup
includes Shoplifting (Seattle), The Sundresses (Cincinnati)
and Shellshag (San Francisco), as well as local favorites
Kid Casanova, The Bamboo Kids, Shellshocked, Pretty Flowers,
and Blowback. For more information, write RNCProtestParty@yahoo.com.
If you are planning to protest, or know of any people who
are, please let them know about it. Thousands of folks from
around the country/world will be in town to confront the
republicans, to express their intense displeasure with Bush
and co., and the party is a big thank you to them. It's
not much, but it's something. The real way to thank them,
and, in fact, to thank anyone who is working to elect Kerry
and defeat Bush, is to simply vote. And, God forbid they
manage to steal the election again, either with the untested
touchscreens or by purging minorities from the voter rolls,
or by postponing it altogether with some bogus terrorist
attack, we will not lay down like we did in 2000. The momentum
we have now will not go away. If they fuck with us again
the resistance will be fierce. In some ways, I even welcome
it. America needs a wakeup call, an out-and-out brawl to
shake us up and get us back on course, and maybe this will
be it.
And when it's all over, when the dust has settled and a
need arises to document the new entity, whatever it looks
like, I'm hoping Spielberg, the greatest director in the
world, can make a fucking movie out of it. Tom Hanks, who's
good at playing retards, will make a perfect Bush.
--Russ Josephs
E-mail: Filthstar@aol.com
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